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Monday, 2 June 2014

10 COMPLETELY BIZARRE BIRD FACTS


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10 Completely Bizarre Bird Facts
By Christopher M. Stephens,
Listverse, 1 June 2014.

Birds are everywhere, but their lives are sometimes exceedingly unusual. Birds should never be taken for granted, and closer observation reveals just how odd they really are. Among birds we find some of the most surprising, weird, or even human-like traits in the animal kingdom.

10. Bassian Thrush Feeds By Flatulence

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Photo credit: JJ Harrison

Thrushes, including robins, are among the most average-looking birds. They are also among the world’s most widely distributed and successful birds. These midsize songbirds are found on lawns and in parks worldwide, looking (and not listening, as is commonly believed) for worms with a cocked head. There is a species of thrush from Australia that feeds by using flatulence to flush out worms.

The bassian thrush actually directs a stream of flatulence toward the site of a worm find. The gas apparently disturbs the worm and provokes movement. The otherwise ordinary-looking thrush is then able to effectively locate the worm and grab it for a quick meal. Producing gas on repeated occasions while feeding is certainly one of the most bizarre known adaptations of physiology and bird behaviour.

9. Blue Tits Steal Milk

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Blue tits are European songbirds comparable to chickadees, with relatively close genetic ties to crows, magpies, and ravens. Despite their small size, these sociable birds are highly intelligent and adaptive, capable of complex behaviours and interactions with their environment. In certain UK towns, blue tits developed a novel feeding strategy at the expense of humans. Following milk delivery people, blue tits puncture the foil lids with their bills before extracting small amounts of milk from the bottles filled nearly to the top.

Although the amount of milk taken is minuscule, serious contamination can easily result. European robins are a second species of garden songbird found to take milk from bottles after they are pecked open. These species are far less effective in their efforts than the tits, however. Unfortunately, tits are poorly adapted to milk digestion, and there were cases where some have even fallen into bottles and drowned.

8. The Beautiful Vulture

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The lammergeyer, or bearded vulture, is one of the most distinctive and awe-inspiring birds of prey, frequently feeding on the marrow of shattered bones dropped from a height. However, it is not so much the diet of this strange bird but its habit of dyeing its feathers in the interest of appearance that make it so remarkable. According to leading research on lammergeyers, the birds are known to dye their feathers with natural substances, beginning at about seven years of age.

By immersing their naturally whitish or beige breast feathers and facial regions in iron-rich mud and mineralized clay, the vultures add colourful “highlights” to their plumage - just like humans using hair styling products. Vultures feeding on dead animal products lack the rich carotenoid pigments that colour plumage in many plant-eating birds. Red pigments signal dominance in the bird world. It is thought that lammergeyers assert their social status and rank through their self-colouring habits.

7. Common Poorwill - Bird Hibernation

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When hibernation is mentioned, we usually think of bears, or perhaps a frog at the bottom of a pond. Birds fly south, or stay in colder regions and survive by feeding on more innovative food sources. However, certain birds - such as swifts and hummingbirds - seem to have the ability to slow down their metabolism on cold nights. One species of nightjar, related to the whip-poor-will and the so-called “goatsuckers,” takes it further.

The common poorwill of the American West patrols arid landscapes for insect prey. Uniquely among birds, this species actually goes into a full state of hibernation as the cool desert landscape becomes devoid of insect life during the winter season. The poorwills wedge themselves into desert rock crevices and wait out the winter in a manner very similar to a bear, waking up to resume their nocturnal foraging as the weather warms in the spring. No other bird actually undertakes a full hibernation. Even the closely related nighthawks simply fly south.

6. Canyon Wren - The Patio Decorator

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Wrens are some of the most delightful and frequently appreciated garden birds. Primarily restricted to North and South America as a family, the 80 or so species of wrens have adapted to a vast range of opposite habitats despite their similar forms. The rusty-backed, slim-built canyon wren is a native of western North America that inhabits dry, arid slopes with rocks, pebbles, and crevices. In an example of avian engineering, these somewhat strange birds actually move a number of small stones to form a pathway, or patio of sorts, in front of their nest sites.

Usually built by females, the “patios” may include a whopping 300 stones. Despite extensive research on canyon wrens and a lot of attention from naturalists, the purpose and function of the bizarre stone paths constructed by the birds remain a mystery. Scientists from the University of Colorado embarked on a study that may shed light on the purpose of the nests. Cameras placed near nest sites may allow observation of how the paths are used.

5. Use Of Disinfecting Plants In Bird Nests

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Blue tits aren’t only known for drinking milk from tampered bottles. These small songbirds seem to practice herbal and even aromatherapy skills, to quote a tongue-in-cheek reference by avian scientists studying these birds. Multiple species, including starlings and blue tits, place small pieces of aromatic plants in their nest. However, the blue tits are unique in using numerous plant species that have the effect of reducing harmful bacteria. Blowfly infestations are a key problem in their nests, and sanitary problems may lead to chick mortality. The presence of small pieces of plants was found to reduce rates of bacteria infestation among nestlings.

Researchers publishing results discovered that “aromatic plants, including lavender (Lavandula stoechas), apple mint (Mentha suaveolens), the curry plant (Helichrysum itlaicum) and Achillea ligustica significantly change the composition of bacterial communities living on blue tit nestlings.” The plants were also found to positively affect red blood cell counts.

4. Seabird And Duck Piracy


Many birds are highly skilled in foraging. After all, the survival of many bird species in challenging environments would be tenuous were it not for their truly remarkable ways of finding food. Several species of birds, primarily the water-dwelling types, are known for their repeated robberies of other bird species. Kleptoparasites can be divided into specialists, who use theft and intimidation as a primary foraging technique, and occasional or opportunistic kleptoparasites that take food from other birds on a more casual basis.

Jaegers, skuas, and frigatebirds are aggressive seabirds that repeatedly harass other seabirds until they disgorge their latest meal. The birds then catch the food in mid-air and fly off. In a slightly odder twist, American wigeons - perfectly capable of feeding on their own - are known to swim up to canvasbacks or coots diving for wild celery and snatch their food away. The reason? American wigeons can’t dive as effectively as those they steal from, but they want the benefits of the lifestyle.

3. Swainson’s Thrush And Its Mating Game

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I selected the Swainson’s thrush for graduate research with Royal Roads University in British Columbia, due to its apparent usefulness as an indicator of bird sensitivity to changing habitat conditions. However, this strikingly ordinary-looking yet beautiful bird has an unexpected twist to its life history. Swainson’s thrush males take a rather unconventional approach to mating.

Arriving in North America from South American wintering grounds, male thrushes claim territories in mixed forests, which they then aggressively defend against female birds. After playing “hard to get” and having their territorial boundaries breached by females, the reluctant male birds allow the female birds into their territory. The thrushes are quite loyal compared to many songbirds and may take the same mates year after year. This is thought to facilitate quicker pairing for greater nesting success in a short breeding season.

2. The Tense Truce Between Alligators And Herons

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Herons and alligators would seem to be neutral toward each other in their ecological roles in subtropical wetlands. If interaction was considered, they might appear to be deadly enemies, with the herons being placed at considerable risk of predation. However, there is a more complex and surprisingly beneficial relationship between wading birds and alligators in the Florida Everglades.

Wetland vegetation grows rapidly in the open water of the highly productive wetland environments. Alligator foraging activity creates open pools by crushing this vegetation. As a result, fish can be easily captured in these pools, which contributes to the foraging needs of herons. Additionally, alligators offer protection from rats and mammals that would otherwise eat the eggs from herons’ nests. Alligators do take some young herons as prey on occasion, when the latter fall from their nests. However, it is thought that the alligators’ presence benefits the herons enough to outweigh the costs.

1. Osprey’s Fish Transportation Tactics

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The osprey is a one-of-a-kind bird of prey found near water on every continent (excluding Antarctica). Unlike many birds of prey, this species is classified in its own genus and has no close relatives. Similar to a fish eagle, the osprey plunges into the water and seizes rather large fish in its specially padded, extra-long, “grip assist” piercing talons before flying off to a perch. Viewers may be struck by how perfectly aligned the fish is when carried: Ospreys resemble an airplane with a bomb or fuel tank in profile.

In fact, ospreys almost always carry fish parallel to their bodies to improve aerodynamics and in-flight handling, despite the handicap of the heavy and awkward load. Unlike most birds, the osprey has a reversible outer toe, which allows the bird to carry prey with two toes facing forward and two facing backward. This makes aerodynamic carrying a lot easier.

Top image: The osprey in flight carrying a trout, via PhotoBotos.com.

[Source: Listverse. Edited. Top image added.]


Sunday, 1 June 2014

BEST NIGHT SKY PHOTOS OF THE WEEK XXX


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Best Night Sky Photos of the Week: May 31, 2014
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Space.com, 31 May 2014.

From a spectacular Milky Way vista from the Azores to an amazing photo of Comet C/2012 K1 PanSTARRS, don't miss these amazing objects to watch in the night sky.

1. Photographer Captures Spectacular Milky Way Vista from the Azores (Photo)

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Credit: Miguel Claro/www.miguelclaro.com

This stunning image of the Milky Way was taken from the Azores, an area with nine volcanic islands in the Atlantic Ocean near Portugal. [See how veteran photographer Miguel Claro did it]

2. We’ve Come Tufa

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Astrophotographer Shreenivasan Manievannan sent in a photo of the Milky Way and Andromeda over Mono Lake, California. Manievannan writes in an email message to Space.com: “It is a single exposure photograph of the Mono Lake south tufas [limestone columns precipitating out of the water] in the night in front of Milky Way and Andromeda in the [upper] left extreme of the photo. The tufas were light painted to be visible with the reflections seen in the shallow waters.” Image submitted May 15, 2014. [See more photos.]

3. Springtime Comet Wows Stargazer in Amazing Telescope View (Photo)

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Credit: Adam Block/Mount Lemmon SkyCenter/University of Arizona

Amateur astronomer Adam Black captured this amazing photo of Comet C/2012 K1 PanSTARRS from Arizona's Mount Lemmon SkyCenter in May 2014. [See how he did it.]

4. Spin, Spin

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Stars appear to trail over the Paranal Observatory in northern Chile. Astrophotographer Gianluca Lombardi combined many long-exposure images to create the photograph of the Very Large Telescope (VLT) and its Auxiliary Telescopes appearing blurred as they moved to different positions. Overhead, the stars seem to arc through the sky as the Earth rotates beneath. The VLT represents the European Southern Observatory's flagship facility. [See more photos.]

5. Blood Moon: Lunar Eclipse Phases Over Texas Capitol Building (Photo)

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This amazing composite view of the total lunar eclipse of April 15 shows the stages of the moon sight as viewed over the Capitol Building in Austin, Texas. Skywatcher Mark Ezell created this composite view. [See how he did it.]

[Source: Space.com. Edited.]


10 BIZARRE PRODUCT RECALLS


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10 Bizarre Product Recalls
By Mike Devlin,
Listverse, 1 June 2014.

These days, toys have been sanitized to the point of complete blandness, but 40 years ago, the toy store was like the wild West. It was stocked with rifles, chemistry sets packed with uranium samples, and blowguns, all painted with toxic lead paint. Unsafe products for adults abounded, too - automobiles were death traps with little to no regulations. All of that changed in the early 1970s, when laws began cropping up to keep dangerous products out of our unwitting hands. The results were occasionally terrifying, hilarious, or just downright bizarre.

10. US Consumer Product Safety Commission Lapel Pins

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The US Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) is the watchdog government group that monitors the market for dangerous products, formed in 1972 amid concerns of unsafe toys sending children to the emergency room. By 1974, they had banned more than 1,500 different toys. That year, the CPSC distributed around 80,000 lapel pins endorsing toy safety. In a cruel twist of irony, the pins had to be recalled for containing too much lead as well as sharp edges and clips that presented a possible choking hazard.

The incident seems to have put them permanently on edge, as the CPSC has recalled thousands of lapel pins due to lead content in recent years, including pins distributed by Nintendo of America in 2008 and Build-A-Bear Workshop in 2011. Of course, the CPSC is no stranger to controversy, particularly concerning officials taking trips paid for by the industries they police.

9. ‘Too Cool to Do Drugs’ Pencils

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Keeping children off drugs is no easy task. Studies have confirmed that programs such as D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education), which is taught by police officers in American schools, are completely ineffective. Other efforts have proven downright ludicrous, such as the pencils distributed to elementary schools in New York by the Bureau for At-Risk Youth that read “Too Cool to Do Drugs.”

The pencils seem innocuous enough, but they became the subject of an unforeseen controversy. A 10-year-old boy named Kodi Mosier noticed that as the pencils were sharpened, the word “Too” disappeared, leaving the students with the message “Cool to Do Drugs,” and eventually, just “Do Drugs.” The company spokeswoman, Darlene Clair, voiced some understandable embarrassment about the oversight. The pencils were hastily recalled and reprinted in the opposite direction so that the word “Drugs” was the first to be sharpened away.

8. BMW Voice Navigation System

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In the United States, the vast majority of automated voices are female. Science has shown that we tend to find female voices more appealing, likely because were were soothed by our mothers’ voices in the womb. Perhaps the best example of this is Siri, the Apple iPhone voice activated feature, although Siri is male in France and the UK.

However, in the late 1990s, gender bias reared its ugly head in Germany when male BMW 5 Series owners called to complain about the female voice. They were somehow offended at the prospect of taking directions from a woman. For some reason, instead of ignoring these high-strung misogynists, BMW customer service explained to the angry drivers that the GPS system was designed and implemented by a male team. Surprisingly, these customers couldn’t be persuaded by reason, and the automaker was forced to implement male voices in the GPS systems of their cars.

7. Tiger Woods PGA Tour


In 1999, golfer Tiger Woods was just beginning his ascent. The year marked the first release of his video game, Tiger Woods PGA Tour, a title that would be published until 2013. Unfortunately for Electronic Arts, the company who made the game, it contained an Easter egg in the form of South Park‘s pilot episode, “Jesus vs. Santa.”

The primitive short, filmed in 1995, features the show’s characters accompanying Jesus to the mall, where he gets into a vicious fight with Santa. In the ensuing melee, several people are killed, and the only thing that stops the battle is the sudden appearance of figure skater Brian Boitano. At the end, the boys realize that the true meaning of Christmas is the gifts, and that it is better to be Jewish, as Hanukkah affords eight nights of presents instead of one.

The episode was well-hidden, only accessible through a PC on Playstation discs, but it was discovered in December 1998 by a boy who got the game for Christmas. The boy told his mother, who complained to Electronic Arts, spurring a costly and embarrassing recall. Though the episode’s inclusion was an accident, the employee responsible was fired.

6. Burger King Poke Ball


In November 1999, fast food giant Burger King began distributing Pokemon figurines in their kids meals. The little toys came ensconced in a plastic ball whose halves could be pulled apart, known as a “poke ball.” On December 11, a 13-month-old girl in Sonora, California was found dead in her playpen after one half of the poke ball managed to form a seal over her mouth and nose, suffocating her.

Burger King was approached by the Consumer Product Safety Commission and asked to initiate a recall, but they refused. Less than two weeks later, an 18-month-old girl in Kansas also got her face stuck in the poke ball. Fortunately, she was rescued by her father, and Burger King finally agreed to a recall.

Burger King issued a statement that “Consumers should immediately take the balls away from children under the age of 3. They should discard the ball or return both halves of the ball to a Burger King restaurant for a free order of small french fries.” The parents of the dead girl settled with the company out of court for an undisclosed sum. Despite the recall, a second death occurred in January 2000, when four-month-old Zachary Jones of Lawrenceville, Indiana was found dead in his crib.

5. Easy-Bake Oven

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Hasbro’s Easy-Bake Ovens have been distributed for over 50 years. The product has evolved significantly from its early days as a box that used a 100-watt light bulb to cook snacks, due in part to some horrifying incidents. Its reign of terror continued until 2007, when the toy was the subject of two massive recalls. In February, Hasbro notified customers of the danger of children getting their hands or fingers caught in the oven’s opening and five burn incidents. They offered a free retrofit kit grate that would help keep children safe. Just five months later, another rash of injuries, including one case where a five-year-old girl had to have her finger partially amputated, led to the recall of one million units.

Today, the Easy-Bake Oven does not use a light bulb but works more like a traditional oven and meets all safety regulations. Unfortunately, there are still plenty of old units circulating, resulting in cases like five-year-old Sophia Justice, who caught her finger on the vintage toy her mother bought her. The fire department had to be called to remove her hand from the oven.

4. Coca-Cola

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Given its vast worldwide distribution, it is no surprise that Coca-Cola has been forced to issue a number of recalls, some of which have been exceedingly strange. Most recently, a woman named Blake Loates in Edmonton, Canada was astonished to find the words “You Retard” printed on the underside of a Vitamin Water bottle cap. This was particularly troubling to Loates, who has a half-sister afflicted with cerebral palsy and autism.

After receiving an angry letter from Loates’s father, Coke rushed to explain that it was part of a promotion that featured a word in English and a word in French. In French, retard just means “late” and has no negative connotation. Coke assured the Loates family that the contest would be ended and all remaining product would be recalled or destroyed.

This was far from Coke’s only embarrassing moment. In 1995, they were forced to dump thousands of posters meant to be distributed across Australia. The poster, part of its “Feel The Curves!!” campaign to reintroduce a contoured bottle design, featured a bottle of Coke in a mound of ice. In one of the cubes, the artist sneaked in a risque silhouette image of a woman’s face and a penis.

3. Dive Sticks

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Dive sticks are about as innocuous a toy as you can imagine. The swimming pool toys were weighted sticks that sink to the bottom and stand up, which can be used for a variety of fun activities. However, they posed a horrifying threat - when kids dove into shallow pools, they were being impaled on the sticks. Serious anal and vaginal penetrations requiring surgery were reported, among other injuries.

One victim - the six-year-old daughter of Cherilyn Paulsen of Silver Spring, Maryland - was playing in an inflatable pool during her birthday party when she fell on the stick, impaling herself. She was airlifted to a hospital, where she required two hours of surgery. Paulsen claimed “It tears through children’s bodies. It looks harmless, but people need to realize how much harm they can do.”

A massive recall of over 19 million dive sticks was issued in June 1999, affecting over a dozen different companies known to distribute the product. In 2001, the Consumer Product Safety Commission banned the import, manufacture, and sale of certain rigid plastic dive sticks under the Federal Hazardous Substances Act.

2. The Flushmate

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The problem of clogged or weak-flushing toilets is so widespread that it has become a trope in movies like Along Came Polly and Dumb and Dumber. Surprisingly, there is an explanation for such horrible scenes - modern toilets are designed to conserve water, which results in weaker flushes. For those tired of reaching for the plunger, there are devices built to increase the power of the flush, including Sloan Valve Company’s Flushmate III.

Sold between 1997 and 2008, this device had a design flaw that allowed pressure to build up in the system, resulting in exploding toilets. Over 300 cases of property damage and over a dozen cases of lacerations from flying shards of porcelain were reported, followed by a recall in 2012 in the US and Canada.

1. Mazda 6

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When you consider how many individual parts comprise an automobile, it is not surprising that the industry has frequent recalls. The most infamous incident occurred in the 1970s with the Ford Pinto, which had an unfortunate tendency to explode into a fireball after rear end collisions, but perhaps the most bizarre automotive recall in recent memory was the Mazda 6 sedan.

Two separate recalls of around 94,000 cars were issued in 2011 and 2014. The problem was a design flaw that allowed yellow sac spiders, which are attracted to the smell of gasoline, to crawl into the fuel tank. Once inside, the spider could create a web that might block airflow, potentially causing a fire hazard. After the first recall, a spring was installed that aimed to keep the spiders out, but when that proved ineffective, updated software was rolled out to adjust pressure on the fuel tank. It is unknown why the spiders have such an affinity for Mazdas over other vehicles.

[Source: Listverse. Edited.]


TOP 10 GIFS OF SEA CREATURES STRAIGHT FROM SCIENCE FICTION NIGHTMARES


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Top 10 GIFs of Sea Creatures Straight from Science Fiction Nightmares
By Karl Smallwood,
Toptenz, 1 June 2014.

There’s an oft-repeated quote that we know more about the surface moon than we do about the depths of our own oceans. Which makes perfect sense because the moon is a barren ball of dust and the ocean is a teeming ecosystem of stuff that punched its way out of a sci-fi movie. Today we’re going to show you 10 GIFs that prove our ocean is pretty much full of alien life. Alien life like…

10. The goblin shark’s extendible xenomorph-esque mouth


The goblin shark is described by some as a “living fossil” because it looks like something a T-Rex would fish out of the sea and then thrown back when it got a good look at it. It’s an ugly creature that science has never really bothered trying to study because it lives so far beneath the waves. Also, it eats things by throwing its own jaw a foot forward and inhaling whatever unfortunate creature failed to pay proper homage to Cthulu the previous day.

Scientists attribute this unique feeding method to the fact that the shark is naturally slow and sluggish in the water, thereby necessitating jaws it can “catapult” towards prey. If a creature that can bite you when it’s on the other side of the room wasn’t scary enough, the goblin shark is what’s called “naturally buoyant” which allows it to swim almost silently through the water. Meaning one of these could be right behind you right now, just waiting to kiss the nape of your neck.

9. The spider crab leaving its shell will haunt you forever


The spider crab isn’t technically a spider, it just looks exactly like one and is 6 foot across with pliers attached to its front legs, which is supposed to make us feel better. If a 6 foot wide spider you couldn’t kill with a sledgehammer isn’t enough to make you at the very least contemplate throwing a notice of surrender into the ocean right now, here’s a GIF of one shedding its shell, whole! If you told us that image was a deleted scene from The Thing, we wouldn’t question it in the slightest, because we know better than to question the spider gods.

Now even though we know that, that GIF is of a single spider crab shedding its shell to become a bigger, more powerful threat to humanity. Just look at it and tell us it doesn’t look exactly like it’s splitting into two, separate crabs that’s equally as pissed that they’re trapped in a giant plastic tub. We honestly think the only reason that GIF cuts short is because the crab kept splitting and the cameraman burnt the entire building down.

8. The very stealthy octopus

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The thing about creatures that live in the ocean is that we have the advantage because on land is where we keep all of our knives and cream cheese. It doesn’t matter how much ass octopuses kick in the ocean, on land we could elbow drop them into a fine paste, unless of course they figured out how to suddenly turn FRICKIN’ INVISIBLE!

Holy crap, that octopus just blended in with the deck of that guy’s boat in like 2 seconds. That’s, that’s amazing and kind of frightening because now we’re unable to stop imagining what would have happened if that guy threw it at somebody’s face. Would the octopus have been able to blend in with it? Would it have killed the guy and stolen his identity before trying to mate with his wife? Is the lady we spoke to at the bank this morning just an octopus stuck to someone’s face? We need answers!

7. The brinicle is an alien-like tentacle of pure cold that kills anything it touches

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Now today we’re not just here to talk about animals that call our oceans their home that wouldn’t look out of place in a B-movie, we’re also here to talk about the very curious phenomenon of “brinicles.” An icy bolt of pure cold that creeps along the ocean floor killing anything it comes into contact with.

These underwater doom-bolts are caused by a combination of freezing temperatures and brine (which is heavier than regular water and thus sinks). As the brine sinks towards the bottom of the ocean is freezes the water around it, resulting in “brinicles” or as we like to call them, “proof even the ocean itself could rip our faces off.”

6. The Cuttlefish’s disappearing act


Cuttlefish are Houdini's of the sea. Their ability to change colour on a whim is legendary amongst scientists to the point there could literally be one sat on your laptop right now and you probably wouldn’t notice it until it tried to correct your spelling. They’re that good.

Even if you managed to notice it, the cuttlefish could just turn into a cloud of smoke and explode out of existence. That’s not hyperbole. Here’s a GIF of a cuttlefish doing exactly that, then turning entirely black just to prove that it could have disappeared into thin air at any point, but it just wanted to spit ink in your face first. Man, that’s just cold.

5. Mudskipper and its magic eyes


Mudskippers are ocean creatures that are able to live (in a sense) on land by filling their mouths with water and dragging themselves around like it ain’t no thing. Weirdly, the fact they’re able to go against all known logic and walk around on wonderful, fish-smothering land isn’t the thing we find most alien about the mudskipper. No, that honour belongs to its eyes. Which it can seemingly sprout from its own head whenever it feels like it.

We don’t know why mudskippers need to be able to suck their eyes back into their skull and to be honest we don’t care, because we just spent the last 20 minutes watching this GIF with this playing in the background and we think we’ve discovered the cure for drugs.

4. The Sea spider is, just, urgh...


Yes, the ocean is home to two giant creatures that look exactly like spiders because the ocean is a cruel unforgiving mistress who wants you to never stop fearing her. Unlike the spider crab, which can grow to be several feet across, the sea spider can only grow to be around a foot in length. To make up for this, there are around 1300 known species that live in our seas, right now.

Unlike spider crabs, which can be quite illusive, sea spiders have no qualms about walking around on the bottom of the ocean like they own the place. Presumably because they do. Let’s all be straight with one another on this - if you saw this creeping along your floor, you’d throw the deed at it and emigrate.

3. The sea pig is basically an alien landing craft


Now we know what you’re all thinking, because we can see you through your webcam. All of these GIFs are cool, but they’re not showing anything alien-like because we all know that real aliens glow. That’s like sci-fi rule numero uno, baby. With that in mind, please enjoy this GIF of a (glowing) sea pig slowly trundling along the ocean floor without a care in the world.

The sea pig ticks pretty much every box on the alien checklist: it glows and it has tentacles, and if it had a ray gun we could pretty much call these things our overlords right now. Because oh yeah, according to experts, sea pigs and their cousins, Elasipoda, make up 95% of the animals on the deepest parts of the ocean floor.

If that wasn’t enough to unsettle you, their primary purpose is to make the ocean floor habitable for other creatures. Yes, these things are literally terraforming our planet as we speak and they’re so deep in the ocean we can’t do a thing to stop them.

2. The Bobbit worm is a 10 foot long worm that could snap your femur


Though a lot of the stuff we’ve shared with you today is weird or odd looking, virtually none of the creatures we’ve shown you are capable of causing you lasting harm. Even the goblin shark and that thing has a mouth that could double as a bear trap. However, that all changes when we show you this GIF of the Bobbit worm. A creature that so deadly that it’s literally named after a lady who cut her husband’s penis off with a pair of scissors.

Though it doesn’t look like much in that image, the Bobbit worm can grow to 10 feet long and it has been known to eat fishing hooks specifically designed to catch it. If it really wanted to it could have pulled itself from the ground and inhaled that fish like a cheap taco, but it didn’t because the Bobbit worm will never let us humans know its true form.

The worm is so mysterious that only a handful, if any, have ever been observed properly in the wild, meaning that their eating and reproduction habits are essentially unknown to us. All we really know for sure is that their jaws are sufficiently strong enough to snap a man’s thigh bone in two, and they strike so fast Bruce Lee would probably be caught off guard by one.

1. The flatworm is a floating carpet of colours


Because we felt bad about the last entry basically telling you that the ocean was home to a 10 foot long penis eating monster, this entry is a little more fabulous. Ladies and gentlemen, this is a flatworm.

Though this thing looks more like someone dropped a Snickers wrapper into the ocean and it got picked up by an undercurrent, it is a living breathing creature that calls our ocean its home. Known to scientists and fans of scrabble as platyhelminthes, flatworms are an odd bunch of creatures mostly known for their strange habit of stabbing each other with their wangs (penis).

And that is the image we want to leave you with today, because nothing says that our ocean is full of alien-like creatures more than a flying string of colourful snot that stabs other creatures with its manhood. Nothing!

Top image: Flatworm gif via Giphy.com.

[Source: Toptenz. Edited. Top image added.]


VIDEO: THE BEST AIRCRAFT INTERIORS


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Private Jet Charter - Best Aircraft Interiors
By
Private Jet Charter.

Private Jet Charter presents 'The Best Jet Interiors.' This video is a slideshow of beautiful and unique private jet interiors from around the world.


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