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Tuesday 22 May 2012

10 OUTRAGEOUS APPLE BRAND RIP-OFFS



Con Jobs: 10 Outrageous Apple Brand Rip-Offs
By Steve,
Web Urbanist, 20 May 2012.

If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, then a host of eager entrepreneurs really, REALLY admire Apple Inc. and its visionary founder and CEO, the late Steve Jobs. Dodging Cupertino’s copyright lawyers at every step, they seek to juice up their bland with the famous Apple brand. These 10 outrageous Apple brand and logo rip-offs showcase the most egregious transgressions of those eager to co-opt the fruits of Apple’s labour.

1. Steve Jobs Action Figure

Images via: Mashable

The wildly popular, unofficial and unauthorized Steve Jobs Action Figure was in many ways a victim of its own success: word of the figurine spread across the globe and permeated the deepest corners of Cupertino: yep, the smoky back rooms where the legal beagles roam. Kudos to M.I.C Gadget for their sublime expertise in designing this superbly detailed action figure; boo-dos to the suits for shutting it down.

Images via: M.I.C Gadget and Walyou

Give M.I.C Gadget credit for trying - in a series of attempts to satisfy Apple Inc’s legal department, they first relabelled the figurine as the “Pineapple CEO”, then swathed it in a burka-like black face covering. All to no avail: the product was so accurate in its portrayal of Steve Jobs, there was just no way to pass it off as anything else.

2. Apple Apples

Images via: Blog!NOBON

Call them Apple Apples or the even more redundant iApple, these logo branded fruits still taste sweet. The concept originated by a Japanese fanboy with far too much time on his hands is based on the fact that apples won’t turn red if they’re not exposed to sunlight. Selective masking results in tasty tattooed fruit that make great desktop offerings to your favourite tech teacher.

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Image via: Blog!NOBON

The next best thing to an Apple iPod is an iPod apple…well, sort of. Though it’s rather useless as a music player, it can come in quite handy should you get the munchies.

3. iShampo

Images via: HumorStorage

Trying hard or hardly trying? After applying the time, money and risk inherent in any new business venture, the originators of “iShampo” went and shot themselves in the foot by leaving off the final “o”. Then again, their assumed market is a non-English-speaking country who likely will only recognize the non-tectural logo. Anyway, let’s enjoy smug white iShampo shampoo and technical black iShampo conditioner!

Image via: Ministry of Tofu

Claiming to be an officially licensed Apple product is one thing, having an officially approved Apple aroma is another…and just what would an actual Apple Shampo, er, Shampoo smell like? Apples? Too obvious. Perhaps, as a netizen commenter suggests, it “smells daintedly of sugared oranges with a whiff of cut grass and a sprig of winterberry”.

4. Apple Pantyhose

Images via: Beijing Kids

What can be said about Apple Pantyhose besides the fact that it’s made and sold in South Korea? Well, it comes in brown or blue, for one thing, and…blue pantyhose?? Anyway, once they’re out of the package, their Apple brand marketing mystique instantly fades, though one way to get it back is to wear them on your head while robbing an Apple Store.

5. Hello Kitty, Goodbye Steve Jobs

Images via: Sanrio and Hello Kitty Hell

We have to assume Sanrio got the official OK from Apple Inc to use their brand trademarks in this well-intentioned tribute to the late Steve Jobs but that still doesn’t make it right. Then again, Sanrio also pimped out Hello Kitty to Hooters, so nothing is sacred it seems.

6. Apple iFoot Shoes

Images via: Fanbuxie and LOVE

When you’re a shoe manufacturer whose main influences are Converse All-Stars and Apple products, and your customer base feels similarly, the result is a wide range of high-top sneakers proudly displaying the classic and current Apple logo. Best feature? They run without needing batteries.


Naughty or nice? These custom shoes are one-off models made per order for an Apple employee, who obviously doesn’t work in the company’s legal department. Check out the string of Christmas lights encircling the toe, wouldn’t it be cool if they actually lit up? Perhaps there’s an app for that.

7. Apple 7-Eleven

Images via: M.I.C Gadget

If you’re looking for an Apple iPhone 7-11, get your apps to Guangzhou, China but prepare to be disappointed. The store supposedly does NOT sell real or imitation iPhones, and odds are you can’t get Big Gulps, Slurpees or apples there either. You CAN get sued, however, if you’re the store owner.

8. iPhone Brand Gas Stove

Images via: Kotaku, Bolong and M.I.C Gadget

If this officially inspected iPhone Brand Gas Stove rings, DON’T answer it…at least, not when it’s on. Wuhan State Police recently seized 681 neatly boxed iPhone Brand Gas Stoves from a storage warehouse recently. Those official-looking tags indicating the stoves had passed inspection? They’re fake too.

Image via: Bolong

Isn’t it great to know China’s law enforcement authorities are finally getting serious about copyright infringement? It would be if they were, but these stoves were impounded because their safety switches were defective. That’s some darned fine police work there, Lu.

9. Fake Apple Stores


Laws affecting intellectual property may be weak throughout much of East Asia but the law of supply and demand has never been stronger. Take China’s imitation Apple Stores, near-perfect copies of Apple’s signature stores right down to the t-shirts and ID tags worn by the employees. Not all Chinese cities have official Apple Stores, so local entrepreneurs step in to fill the gap. Ditto for Myanmar, where a snazzy pseudo-Apple Store brightens up a street in Mandalay (top).

Images via: Apple Gazette and M.I.C Gadget

For every letter-perfect imitation Apple Store there are probably two, three or more imperfect ones such as those above. Business, one might say, really sucks.

10. ‘iFeng’ 4S Blow Dryer

Images via: Dumaujvaros and Cult of Mac

From suck to blow: it’s the iFeng 4S, a ballsy tribute to a guy who probably hadn’t used a hair dryer in years. The 900-watt “tribute edition” dryer is limited to just 99 copies, and if you believe that, then the Chinese online seller probably has an iBrooklynBridge you might be interested in as well.

Images via: Dumaujvaros and Cult of Mac

The iFeng 4S (“Feng” is Chinese for “Wind”) appears to be made from ABS and PC, the latter being the only off note the chunk dryer plays. Why use its snout to memorialize Steve Jobs, though? We have to assume the company owner is an Apple fanboy hit hard by Jobs’ passing. He had the chance to express his feelings in a uniquely personal yet public manner and he did exactly that.

Images via: Gizmodo and Daily Mail UK

Call it a perfect storm of brand envy, marketing desperation and creative bankruptcy, resulting in logo hijacking on an unprecedented scale. You would think consumers regardless of first, second or third world residency would know better and maybe they do, but simply don’t care - the power of the Bitten Apple transcends the quality and relevancy of the item it’s stuck on.

[Source: Web Urbanist. Edited.]


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